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Pocket Demotivational Poster


LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.37/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm

RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


ELEVENTH HOUR -


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

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demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Thanks
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..d***!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)


FERDINAND POCKET - So Thats Where Carlos Tevez Left His Key


TAGS: funny arse pocket football
Rating: 3.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:21 pm
Omg! :O


TONIGHT'S SPECIALS -


TAGS: h** pockets jim gaffigan rules
Rating: 3.6/5

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WTFO - October 16, 2009, 11:56 pm
I was listening to that bit this morning on the way to work. *sings* h** POCKET! 5 lions
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:22 pm
search mayor mccheese.
Todd M. - October 16, 2009, 5:19 pm
Anything that has to do with Jim Gaffigan gets 5 Lions imo.


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


DOESN'T HE KNOW - a dog in your pocket is faux pas after labor day


TAGS: do pocket
Rating: 4.22/5

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ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore.




Upper Left Breast Pocket -




FACTS - Wisdom isn't based on them




COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT -




PICKPOCKETS -


TAGS: pickpockets vacation
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - April 2, 2014, 6:59 pm
SHOes SHoes shoes shoES shOES!


NEXT TIME - Have my pocket money ready on time !!




FLAMETHROWER -




PICKPOCKETING - is running rampant in the mean streets of Nebraska


TAGS: pickpocket goat farm
Rating: 2.5/5

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Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 9:34 pm
"Mean streets of Nebraska",the ultimate Oxymoron.


Idle Hands -


TAGS: walt disney quote pocket pool
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 21, 2016, 9:46 am
best poster, best comment, wins the categories, hands down (5/F)
JesusWept - January 21, 2016, 7:58 am
If you have big pockets your hands are never idle.


Being broke aint no joke -


TAGS: empty pockets
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 24, 2017, 1:00 pm
Add me to the list..... Nice poster Silvy! Very relatable by MOST of us! chuckle, chuckle...^!
Cannabal - May 24, 2017, 12:54 pm
I've been a day late and a dollar short for years. So on that note, I have nothing but sympathy for the incumbent Chief Executive of the Oval Office.
freasy - May 24, 2017, 9:05 am
or a $200 month cell phone, cable bill, $500 month car payment $350 month insurance for the car, etc etc etc


Prices -


TAGS: gas prices money pockets flatulent
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - January 18, 2016, 1:29 pm
Thanks folks! One monkey, large can of beans...I should be good to go for a while...teehee.
concern3 - January 18, 2016, 5:57 am
So silly it's funny, a 5er
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 9:45 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Good one, Prissy! 5 skunks!!!!!!
lgvernon - January 17, 2016, 8:47 pm

Smells like Teen Spirit!
rerun - January 17, 2016, 8:13 pm

why? Can you smell it? I thought that smell only leeched through the pores. Dang
Greeny - January 17, 2016, 7:56 pm
Alcohol blend?
rerun - January 17, 2016, 7:41 pm

LOL, this one got a good laugh.


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